Zombie Current Events 7/13/12July 13th, 2012 |
More zombie attacks, a new vampire attack, and people looking to get attacked on purpose. Yea last week was one messed up week.
A man in china tries to tear the face off of a woman. But this is after going off the deep end. The source says that the guy jumped in front of her vehicle, which made her stop. He then proceeded to jump on her hood, and pound the windshield. This would be enough to freak me out. So the woman does the logical thing and tries to make a run for it, and that’s when the guy mistakes her face for a plate of Manwich. Guys, if she turns you down for a date, this is a sure fire way to ensure that lonely feeling stays with you for the rest of your life.
In Atlanta GA, we have another halve naked man causing a disturbance at a golf course. This one didn’t hurt anyone, but he tried to. When police arrested him, it took several taser shots to bring him down. Not to mention a face full of pepper spray which didn’t affect him in the slightest. He did however threaten to eat the police officers and other people. Bath Salts are being blamed for this one, but medical reports have not been released yet.
Now in Corpus Cristi Texas we have a story that really sucks. Vampire wanabe’s are trying to take the spot light away from the zombie crimes. Ok that was in bad taste I admit it, and truthfully vampire freaks have been committing crimes in the name of their monsters long before the zombie crimes became famous. A 16 year old boy had to be treated for bites to the neck, after he was attacked by a man he accidently bumped into on the street. No one can confirm intent to suck the boy’s blood but it’s still pretty damn freaky.
And finally for some happy news. If you have ever looked at an abandoned neighborhood and thought to yourself, I would love to play paintball down there, you may be in luck. On the same note, if you have ever looked down an abandoned neighborhood and thought, that would be a creepy place for zombies to pop out, then again you are in luck. A zombie themed park has been proposed in the city of Detroit which will combine those two notions to give guests the zombie experience of a lifetime. With major problems of entire neighborhoods being abandoned in the city that once thrived on its automobile industry, a thoughtful idea was proposed to take some property that was looking like dead assets, and turning it into a playground where guests could run through the streets, living out their own zombie movie.
Imagine being able to run through abandoned warehouses and factories, entire houses and subdivisions and hunting out the undead at every turn. This ambitious project would use up 200 acres of space that is falling into decay and potentially put thousands of people back into jobs. Not to mention create a tourist attraction that could bring new life to the city. The economic benefits would expand past the park itself. Tax revenue generated could greatly help the city, as well as restaurants, hotels, and other tourist necessities could benefit as people flock from all over the country to take part of this inventive idea. We’ve all seen the abandoned mall zombie experience in England. This would be 200 times bigger, and possibly better.
Thank you to my brother David for bringing me the source article.
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