One story is dominating zombie news right now. Have you read about it? Maybe even heard about it on the news? This is pretty powerful stuff, and people don’t even understand what’s going on.
A man was shot dead last week. A man who lived in Florida. The man who was shot dead was shot for good reason. Police found the man completely naked eating the face of a homeless man. Yes you read that right. Eating his face. I’m not talking Mike Tyson biting the ear off his opponent eating. I’m talking taking his teeth, grabbing flesh of the homeless man’s face, ripping it off, chewing, and swallowing the pieces.
When police tried at first to approach the attacker he stopped what he was doing, turned toward the police, and with flesh hanging out of his mouth growled at them. After his merry little chat he promptly went back to chewing off the poor man’s face. Reports say it took at least four shots to kill the man. Some reports say six. The initial shots didn’t even faze him.
Some people fear that Rudy Eugene was a cannibal. Some say he was a zombie. Police say he was on a very powerful version of LSD. Let’s look at the facts. Although Eugene did get in trouble with the law earlier in his life, he never showed any signs of being a cannibal. Besides, cannibals don’t usually eat people raw or in front of the public. I think we can safely stop calling him a cannibal.
This leaves the LSD or the zombie option. I want to see the autopsy report on this one. I don’t want to jump right to either explanation of this bizarre event. Of course, if it is a zombie attack, the report won’t be released, or a fake report will be produced. The government will want to keep it on the down low. Prevent panic. I hate to agree with anything Glen Beck is pushing around (and reading the comments of his fans under the article is even worse than listening to Beck himself. Seriously people? You want to blame this on Obama? WTF?). But the point to be made is that if the government wants a cover up, they will cover it up.
However, there are other similar incidents that have happened to help support the drug claims. Incidents where people have been found naked (in the same area no less) and causing a disturbance to the public. It is said that these offenders were often found using their teeth as weapons, found growling and grunting, and not susceptible to pain. The reports also claim that these same individuals were unreasonably strong and it often took several people and the help of sedatives to restrain the individuals. Those that have come out of their episodes have admitted to taking a drug referred to as “Bath Salts.”
With this evidence I am leaning more and more toward the drug issue than a zombie issue. But as I said, the truth will be in the autopsy report. Were there drugs found in Rudy’s body? What was his temperature at the time of his death? And one of the questions I’m sure is on everybody’s mind, where did the last shot land that ultimately stopped the attack?
The fact that the victim in this case has been in the hospital for several days without a sign of any zombie like condition is good news. However he is in critical condition, so they probably have him sedated.
The question you must ask yourself now is, do I run? If it’s not a zombie attack, I look like a fool for running and I’ve probably lost my job as well. If it is a zombie attack, I would be first one out and stand a better chance of survival. If it were me? I would find an excuse to get out of Dodge until reports come up that it is safe. I can always get a new job, but I can’t replace my life or the life of our loved ones. At the very least, I would be double checking my bug out bag and setting up my escape routes. All I can say at this time is to b careful.
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