Well, I promised you more pictures and details about our recent trip to the Annapolis Comic Con, and I aim not to disappoint! Although this convention is a relatively new convention, this show reached an apex of over 150 people on Saturday which gave the dealer’s room a great vibe of excitement. Now you may be saying 150 people? Really? Well when you consider it’s only in its second year it is pretty amazing how well this community got together to put on a great show. There were some highly recognizable names in the comic book industry in attendance like Jo Chen, John Ostrander, and Greg LaRocque. In addition to its lineup of industry professionals, this year the convention offered panels to provide better value to your dollar. Being able to talk to these seasoned professionals about their projects and pick their brains about the industry gave artists-to-be an insight on what to expect from their potential professions.
Also if you paid any attention to our booth, attendees might have noticed the début of a brand new comic just hot off the presses for this convention! At the Grim Crew booth we were able to début Extraordinary, Issue 2! Follow the continued stories of superheroes, when there not so super side starts to show. Following up on the characters from Issue 1, Issue 2 provides even more insight, and raises more questions about these all too human vigilantes.
And next to great deals on potential literary treasures, the next biggest draw to the convention was the cos players. The costume contest provided an ideal time to snap some photos of most of the caped crusaders all at once. Winners of the contest were treated to prizes ranging from gift certificates to Third Eye Comics, to con exclusive issues of the Adventure Time comic book!

Interesting note: Aquaman's flip flops said Reese's, I didn't even know they had them in the ocean. I guess there really is no wrong way to eat a Reese's
Sunday showed slightly less foot traffic, but I believe that was more due to the great panels that were lined up rather than lack of attendees. Mostly centered on family activities, such as sculpting your own super hero, Sunday provided an opportunity for geeky parents to introduce their younger ones to the greatness of comic books. And although it may have been Family Day, Grim Crew was able to still corrupt the scene just a tad with my presentation on Zombie Survival!
And finally, the day ended with yet another costume contest with equally as good prizes! The number of people dressed up for this “small” convention is rather surprising and just goes to show you how great the fans in the Annapolis Maryland region are.

This princess was a big help during my panel by bringing up the point that if you talk on walkie talkies, other people might be able to hear you!
All in all it was a great show and we look forward to next year as well. Our next show will be the Eastern Shore Fan Con on April 28th! I will be manning the booth and pedaling our wares if you want to stop by and chat some zombies with me.
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Ok guys, I’m pulling the “The convention took all my time card” this week. I normaly review the week’s zombie current events on Saturday or Sunday to have the post ready by Wed. As I go over about 300 new news articles a week, it takes me the good portion of an entire day to process all that info, pick out 10 news articles, and write a review of each one. Because of my con duties, I had to do this the day before and with other things going on; I had little time to prepare this one. So this edition of Zombie Current events will be rather brief. However I did manage to pick 8 of the most important articles of the week.
For those who are reading the blog for the first time, keep in mind that I try to avoid news articles related to tv shows, video games, books, and comics for the sheer fact that I want to post more important news items and those articles would dominate the posts if I used them. I will only post them when the news is either slow, or the news is too big to pass up. I put my articles up in the following order: Reader submitted articles (Always trumps the following order, see the end of the post to find out how you can submit an article!), Scientific News, Political News (rare, but sometimes happens), Fun Stuff (like today’s skittle ads), and finally community events (like zombie walks).
And now… the zombie news.
Google + user Rupert Wood submitted this article to me by means of a notification. Thanks for the find! Ever want a zombie experience to be more immersive than the occasional zombie walk? Well the folks at Zed Events has your wishes granted with their zombie encounter, Day of the Dead style! Original source: Wish.co
Under the “Get Ready to Run” portion of the news report, a disturbing disease in Africa has given children zombie like tendencies including aimless wandering, biting and gnashing of teeth, and possibly (but not confirmed) increased aggression! Original Source: dailytech.com
Visitors to my panel on Sunday may get flashbacks as I discussed a disturbing parasite that infects bees. I also had an article about it in a Zombie Current Events blog a few months ago. Well I found another article with some news on what’s being done to look into the situation a little bit more. Original Source: sfgait.com
People at a recent St. Patrick’s Day celebration were a little miffed about some of the zombie attendees and parade participants that were not invited. Oh Occupy movement, when are you going to learn not to tick off the people you are trying to convince? Original Source: galwayindependent.com
Zombies have been used to sell everything from ammunition, to computers lately. So why not the lottery? The NYC Lotto recently filmed a commercial using our favorite undead monster recently, and I can’t wait to see this possibly humorous advertisement. Original Source: brooklynheightsblog.com
I love the “Touch the Rainbow” ads that Skittles has released. Well they now have new ones. Use the might of your finger to beat a zombie in tennis! Original Source: adrants.com
In the market for some cool zombie killing machines? Some neat weapons were made with duck tape in Dead Rising 2, but for a more realistic approach, you need a welder. Original Source: gothamist.com
I have raved in the past about our friends at the Zombie Research Society. Well take some time to get to know the founder Matt Mogk in this interview talking about their website and his new book Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies. Original Source: scholarsandrogues.com
Want a hands on approach to your Z-day preparation? Check out this zombie boot camp to learn how to shoot a gun and use the melee approach to kill your zed. Original Source: incentivetravel.co
That’s all for the zombie news of the week. Don’t forget that if you find a zombie current event you would like to share, email me at penguinprince@grimcrew.com. You can also follow Dead Future on Facebook and Google +. You can also follow me on Twitter and Google +.
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Wow guys! What a show! If you are just visiting our site for the first time from the convention, welcome and we hope you like it. This post will actually be a two part post as I got home late and haven’t had a chance to put up a real review of the show. But I did want to share with you some of the pictures I got including some of the great cos-play action that went down. Look for Friday’s post for the skinny of what actually went down at the convention. On Friday I will talk about some of the people we met, some of the fun things that happened, and of course I hope to have clips from my presentation that I gave on Sunday. Until then please take a look at these great pics. You will also be able to see more pictures at the Annapolis Comic Con website soon.

Our booth was smack in the middle of the convention and as always, Martin makes this thing look good!

This Vault survivor may have had the wrong currency, but hopefully our book helped increase his Nerd Rage perk!

This Tron family won 1st place in Sunday's costume contest. And for good reason! The mother even has the symbols tattooed to her arm. That's staying in character!
Again it was a great convention. More photos on Friday, but if you don’t want to wait, you can always visit us at Facebook and Google +. You can also follow me on Twitter and Google +. And of course if you want a copy of your photo, you can feel free to email me at penguinprince@grimcrew.com and I will try to facilitate as may requests as I can!
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I try to keep my blogs a little on the lighthearted side. This is because no one wants to read an emo talk about death all the time. But sometimes it’s good to be a little bit heavy every once in a while to keep you balanced. Here it goes.
I recently had an experience that provided an epiphany. About a week ago I attended the funeral of a dear family friend of mine. I have been to funerals before, and I thought I knew what to expect. They are hard and sad and to be honest not much fun. I had been to one other open casket funeral in my life, but I did not know the person that well. I was younger and went because my parents wanted to go. This time was different. I looked at the face of my friend, one I had memories of and conversations with not too long ago, and I experienced this sadness that I cannot explain. I felt it only one other time in my life and that is when my grandfather passed away. This sadness for who my friend was and the fact that I would not see him again in this life hung like a fog cloud in my mind, and I couldn’t shake it. I still can’t.
At the time of seeing him in his casket, what I talk about on a weekly basis came into my mind. Part of me was disgusted with what I had once considered harmless fun. I had come to realize that in order to poke fun at a zombie; I had to remove the human condition from it. It’s easy to be gung ho about such a macabre thing when you remove the human element. A zombie is just a monster that looks humanoid. When you mow down Nazi zombies in Call of Duty, or clear a hole through the undead in Left 4 Dead, it’s easy to see zombies that way. But I began to think as I was standing there, what if…
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not insensitive. I cared about my friend and I care about the love ones that he left behind. But sometimes you need a shock to your system to put you back in reality a bit. And don’t tell me work has never entered into your mind at an inappropriate time. My work just happens to deal with the theoretical unholy resurrection of the dead. I may feel bad for my thoughts at an unfortunate time, but let’s face it; it was going to come up. I filed the question away for me to answer later and this post is where it will come out.
Let’s scale this mind bending question down a bit. What would happen if you had to face a loved one you cared about in a life threatening situation? Let’s say your Mother, or Father, or Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle, or best friend got sick off of some mind changing disease like super rabies, or became suddenly mentally ill where they tried to kill you. Could you defend yourself? Being a disease one would rationally say that they would try to escape and find them help. But if there was no alternative, if it was just you or them, kill or be killed, could you pull that trigger?
Some would say, “No. I would let them kill me. I could never bring harm to someone I love, even if it means the end of my life.” I used to see these people as weak. I couldn’t understand why you would let an emotional attachment to what the person was come between you and your life. Now I have a little more sympathy. Words cannot describe the horrors that one would have to face in that situation. Someone you know, and loved, turned to want to harm you. You see the face of this person that been friendly and kind and safe. And now, not so much.
Loads of feelings would then enter you. “This can’t be real,” or “What’s going on?” may be your first thoughts. “Why?” or “But I love you!” can make you hesitate. “Stop! Don’t make me do this!”
“NO!”
And then the moment of truth would come. You must pull the trigger. Or swing the bat. Or thrust the sword. Anyway it happens, the blood of that person you loved and cared about is now on your hands. After that, it doesn’t matter if they were going to kill you or not. You killed someone you loved. Could you live with that?
Because of my experience, I now see this matter through this other “weaker” point of view. As for me, after some soul searching I have come to realize that my fight or flight reflexes are still more tuned to the fight option. However I won’t pretend to be a cold hearted zombie killer that I once thought I was. After doing the dead, I would probably be pretty shaken by the whole ordeal. I talk a lot of bad ass talk on this blog. But being able to talk the talk, and being able to walk the walk are two separate things. Just goes to show you that the training for the apocalypse is defiantly more than just physical.
Your homework for this blog is to do this exercise yourself. It may be hard, but something that must be done in case a situation pops up where you may have to make a choice no one should have to choose. Find a picture of a relative, or a dear frend who has passed away. Really look at it. The imagine that they were a zombie and answer this question, “Would you pull the trigger?” If you don’t have a deceased friend or family member, use someone still living. This would be an even tougher exercise, but again I feel we must all take this introspective journey in order to test our steal. Then lets’ hope it would never come down to it. Leave your answers as a comment below. I really want to know your thoughts and feelings on this one. Even if all you have to say is that I’m a sicko, that’s ok.
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Bringing you the most important zombie news of the week. I search the internet so you don’t have to.
First news event involves the Annapolis Comic Con this weekend Saturday the 24th and Sunday the 25th. Yes if you read last Friday’s blog I have already talked about this but, I’m going to go over it again. I will be hosting a zombie survival panel on Sunday at 12 PM. Come out and discuss the various types of zombies, the anatomy of a zombie, the basics to zombie survival. You can also hang out the crew at Raven Warren Studios to show your support for your favorite comics and pic ups some cool swag. I get to bring up the convention in this post because we were mentioned in not one, but two news articals last week. It seams that people are looking forward to the event so I hope everyone can come out and have a good time! For more information on tickets and times of the event visit the Annapolis Comic Con Website! Original Sources: The Capital, and NBC Washington
We have some depressing news on movie front to report. World War Z, which was originally scheduled to be released on Doomsday (or December 21st 2012 according to the Mayan Calendar), has been postponed! Reportedly the delay is due to Paramount Pictures releasing One Shot this December. Really Paramount? Good move? I don’t think so. You have a film that screams end of the world, being released on the day the world is supposed to end, and you think that’s not great marketing? I speculate there are other reasons to the delay, but those reasons have not been brought to light. The new release date for the movie is June 21st 2013. Original Source: Dailyblam.com
Speaking of brilliant marketing, the gaming giant Capcom will be delighting zombie fans in the UK as they prepare for the release of Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Fans of the Resident Evil games in the UK will be privileged to take part of a special Android app/game entitled Operation Raccoon City – UK Takeover. This app is an augmented reality game for your Android run smart phone where you can target the outbreak that is taking over 3 major cities in the UK and help stop the plague before the city becomes another incident like Raccoon City. The live event looks to be closed but you may still be able to obtain the game and play in the streets! Original Sources: Droidgamers.com, and Capcom-Europe.com
Advanced survival techniques require certain know how and training if one wants to survive. Making money off teaching these techniques takes better know how. An Oregon based group called Trackers Earth has put together such a course as to teach you the ins and outs of zombie survival. Their weekend long course entitled Zombie First Responder will go over things like how to use weapons, how to move through the woods silently, how to analyze a situation, and how to consider your alternatives. If being caked in mud and throwing hatchets in the name of learning sounds like your idea of a great weekend, this may be for you! Original Source: Dailymail.co.uk
We have reported on Run 4 your Lives here in the United States, you know that 5k run where zombies chase you? Well we found out that the Phillipeans have something equally as awesome. Outbreak Manilla is the same concept and is getting equally the same amount of popularity. I personally love the idea of these events because it does promote the awareness that if you want to survive the zombie appocolips, your going to have to live a healthy lifestyle, and running never hurt anyone. I personally hate to run, but am trying to get into shape to participate in one of these events soon. Original source: GMA News Online
Having lived in Florida myself I can tell you there are 2 things people in Tampa Bay get excited about, Gasparilla, and parties. Ok so Gasparlla is a big party, but it a themed party around pirates. So it stands to reason that if you take that same idea and applied it to other avenues, you may get an equally excited response? Enter ZombieFest. This one day event will feature a zombie walk, makeup sessions, movies, and a brain eating contest. I can see this going over real well. The people of Florida also love their Halloween time. I remember I have never lived anywhere where haunted attractions were so aggressively advertised as they were if FL. I think this event will be doing just fine, and I would love to take a vacation on April 28th. Original Source: New Port Ritchey Patch
A new kind of zombie game has been born and I think it will go over well with fans. Tara McLaughlin of Calgary, Alberta Canada has devised a new version of the zombies vs humans game in order to support local children’s charities. According to our source and her website, humans will be hunting down crates with the cure to the infection while zombies, well do their thing. Being trapped on an island gives this game a realistic feel of being trapped in a desperate situation. Players can choose the side they want to be on as well as which charity get’s their donation/ticket fee. Awesome idea. Original Sources: Metro News, and Apocalypse Wars
And finally, the Special Olympics are getting a hand, or an arm, or leg, from some zombie students. Some Michigan Students will be hosting a 1 mile zombie obstacle course run for those who wish to participate. All proceeds from the event will be donated to Special Olympics. The event will be held at Deerfield National Park on March 31st. Original Source: Central Michigan Life
That’s all for the zombie news of the week. Don’t forget that if you find a zombie current event you would like to share, email me at penguinprince@grimcrew.com. You can also follow Dead Future on Facebook and Google +. You can also follow me on Twitter and Google +.
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If you follow us on Facebook and Google +, you know that I have said several times that my favorite blogs to do are the melee weapon blogs. I say this because I feel like they are the most creative ones I do. A lot of thought goes into those blogs, from what random objects you can use as weapons, to how to use them. I get to do some neat stuff with these blogs including trying to determine if the object is deadly enough to be able to kill a zombie, and if I can I use math to show that, I do. Another reason I think I enjoy those blogs so much is because when it comes down to it, you will probably have to fight hand to hand at some point, so I use this blog as a mental exercise so that if the time ever comes, I won’t ever get caught without a weapon. When you know how to use everything to your advantage, you will never lose the high ground.
Well for my Zombie Website of the Month I have picked Zombie Go Boom. Now if you have already clicked that link you will notice that it goes to their YouTube Chanel, so this is a bending of the “rules” for Website of the Month, but after you look through their videos you will see why this is well deserved. To be honest, they are one of the best zombie survival channels out there. Not only do they provide useful information with a realistic look at weapons, but they do it in an entertaining way. Too often have the videos I’ve seen been misinforming, or boring, or over the top. We’ll if Zombie Go Boom is a little over the top, at least it’s well done.
The main content of Zombie Go Boom is based around testing various melee weapons to see if they are reliable enough to be used in a zombie fighting situation. Sure, that spiked baseball bat will probably beat in that zombie skull, but what are the hazards of using it? Could another baseball bat be better? These are the questions that Zombie Go Boom answers. How may you ask? Well I’m glad you asked. By using materials that are scientifically proven to be the same density and consistency of the human skull (and flesh as needed), and then smashing the hell out of it in front of a slow motion camera! Nothing is more satisfying than seeing simulated zombie brains go splat over and over again in slow-mo! And unlike my blog where everything is kind of speculated (although still useful) these guys are able to get their hands on some bad ass weapons and actually use them!
But this is not all. Zombie Go Boom is also host to survivor video posts as well. So if you ever wanted to find out how to make your MRE (save you a load of money), this is the place. Or maybe you would like to find out how to sharpen your knifes. They cover that too! Something I found helpful was their fighting technique videos. These videos show some advanced techniques that you could use against a zombie (or any other attacker really) with some of the weapons that they test. I personally recommend however that before you attempt these tactics, that you find an instructor who knows how to use weapons to teach you how to practice these techniques safely. Never use them on a live human or animal unless of course your life is in danger. You should practice these techniques in a safe environment however as attempting to use advanced tactics without proper training can put you in danger or cause you to hurt yourself. Don’t be the one to say you weren’t fighting the good fight because you took a tomahawk to the knee.
In conclusion, I highly recommend Zombie Go Boom for entertainment and information. If you have extra time to kill, peruse the YouTube Chanel and click some “like” buttons! You can also visit them on Facebook.
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If your going to be in the Maryland area next weekend and are looking for something to do, come on down to the Annapolis Comic Con! Third Eye Comics brings us its second Annapolis Comic Con. We went to the one from last year and we were surprised by the turn out. It was small, but the attendees were in abundance and enthusiastic. Annapolis really has a strong base of comic book fans and we couldn’t have asked for a better time last year.
This year the convention will be bigger and better. Having moved to a new location, the convention boasts a larger dealer’s room which means more value for you and more of a variety of things to see and buy. They are also adding to the fun by hosting panels covering all sorts of topics like how to break into the comics industry, and how to sell your own comic book, all the way to how to make a cosplay outfit, and a chance to sculpt your own super hero! There is also two days of fun planned with different activities for each day. Saturday is the day you want to attend if you’re looking at getting some advice on how to excel in the comics industry, or if you’re just looking at talking with the guest artists. If you want something to bring the kids to, Sunday boasts the activities centered on children’s entertainment. Both days boast a costume contest, and of course the dealers’ room will be open throughout the event.
A couple of special things to keep in mind for this convention is that on Sunday, at about 3:30, the convention will be hosting a live auction to benefit the Hero Initiative, which provides aid to comic book writers and artists in need. You will want to bring extra cash for this event as they always have awesome artwork to auction off and sometimes a few surprise items as well.

By far my favorite costume from last year. There were other good ones, but this was most original. Think you can do better? Come out and show us!
The other thing of note is that at 12 PM on Sunday I will be hosting my own panel! The Zombie Survival Techniques panel will cover the basics of zombie survival like knowing your enemy, basic methods of zombie extermination, and day to day survival techniques. The panel should be fun for both new zombie fans and diehard fans as well. So come on out and see me!
For more information on the Annapolis Comic Con, visit their website. We hope to see you there!
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The news never ceases to surprise me with new stories to bring to you. Although I do find that a lot of the stories are typically about zombie walks and what not, This week we have a good mix of things to talk about, along with some unique opportunities to take part in. Let the news begin.
The video is disturbing to say the least. The ramifications of it are horrifying. Artist Lu Yang has created one of the most unsettling presentations in art and music I have ever seen. Using electrical impulses, Mr Yang has made the cadavers of frogs dance underwater to the beat of music. Just try to watching the entire video. I stopped halve way. The reason I find this horrifying is that science is constantly improving its understanding of how the body works, and thus how it can be made to work. Using electronic pulses to move muscles would be an incredible breakthrough for handicapped people like paraplegics, but what happens when a mad scientist attaches a computer to a cadaver that will make it walk and roam? It just brings to mind also the advances in nanotechnology which I have always feared and the true creator of the zombie condition. Watch the video at the originals source. Original Source: i09.com
One of the best things about Halloween for many people is haunted houses. You never know what’s lurking in the dark around the corner. The adrenalin rush combined with the fear makes it a unique experience that many people actually enjoy. I don’t really, but maybe now I have an excuse to go. A Digital Sound and Light in St. Louis, has made an attraction that they call Quarantine at 17th – an Interactive Zombie Experience. Traveling through a haunted house, you are given a gun to defend yourself against the attacking zombies that pop up in unexpected places. This attraction was only set up for the one weekend, but hopefully this may inspire similar events in the future. I’m excited for Halloween this year! Original Source: Fox2Now.com
The people of Des Moines, Iowa are up in arms about the proposal of a bill that would allow the consideration of a Nuclear Power Plant in their region. In response, a group of activists decided to protest the way anyone would expect with a nuclear threat, but dressing up as zombies. Starting from Zombie Burger & Drink Lab, and marching their way to the capital, the message was to stop the bill and warn of the dangers of a nuclear power plant. Original Source: qctimes.com
I reported a few months ago about Antarctic Press being sued for copyright infringement due to their title Diary of a Zombie Kid, which was a eerily similar to Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Well it looks like things from that suit have been worked out and Antarctic Press will be allowed to publish the book after some major cosmetic surgery. Some of the changes that had to be made to address the copyright was changing the name (it’s now just Zombie Kid), and changing the cover art to make a large enough difference between the two books. With this you can look forward to a copy Zombie Kid’s Free Comic Book Day book being given out in May. Original Source: bleedingcool.com
When it comes to children’s books, why do we rely on adults to make them? Don’t kids know what kids like? I’m sure that was part of the reason that the Andy Griffiths Kids Short Story competition was started. Well the winner of the competition this year Well this year a nine year old may have come up with the best idea ever for a story. Giant Zombie Rat sounds like something that would be on a bad SyFy movie marathon. But this story won Jackson O’Shea the coveted award and the chance to have his story professionally published. Original Source: brisbanetimes.com
Want some zombie coke? Evidently it is a tasty treat for the people in Kalispell Montana who were familiar with Grumpa’s Eatin’ Barn. An interesting flavor additive they would add to their sodas, milkshakes, ice cream, ect., was called Zombie Flavoring. The flavoring was in production in the 70’s, and in the late 70’s the manufacturing had stopped. Finally the owner of Grumpa’s Eatin’ Barn obtained the recipe and started crafting it in house. In 1999, Grumpa’s closed its doors but its patrons still wanted that unique flavor. Well now Grumpa’s Zombie Flavoring will be available to everyone as it is coming back into mass production after over 30 years! It will be available to local retailers and for online purchase in a few weeks. Original Source: dailyinterlake.com
On March 6th, people of the Jewish faith celebrated Purim, a holiday commemorating their salvation from genocide in Persia. Well usually one would think that religious holidays would be celebrated with some ceremonies, maybe a parade if you’re feeling feisty… but a zombie walk? Well in Tel Aviv Israel, that’s just what they did. Evidently it is an annual tradition. I have often said that I could be Jewish. All their holidays revolve around food, and now evidently zombies. If it weren’t for the whole actual religion aspect of the culture, I would so be right there. Original Source: ibtimes.com
On a note from another major religion of the world, if you aren’t so into Easter maybe you would like to take part in an alternative to Sunday Mass. Come take part of the 6th annual Philadelphia Zombie Crawl. The opening party is an all party, however you must be 21 or older to participate in the following pub crawl. Yes, a zombie pup crawl on Easter… that’s epic. Original Source: examiner.com
That’s all for the zombie news of the week. Don’t forget that if you find a zombie current event you would like to share, email me at penguinprince@grimcrew.com. You can also follow Dead Future on Facebook and Google +. You can also follow me on Twitter and Google +.
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To survive in a zombie apocalypse, sometimes you have to fight with some unconventional weapons. Let’s say you accidently drop that handy dandy machete that served you so well, what are you going to use to defend yourself with? That’s what the melee weapon blog is about. Sometimes you find that useful steal pipe, or that large pipe wrench that will do some damage. Sometimes you have to make do with worse. Much worse.
Today we are going to talk about how you can use a common household object found nearly everywhere to your best advantage. Nearly every home I’ve ever been in has some sort of movable chairs. I’m not talking your comfy recliner. I’m talking the kind you would find at a dining room table, or even some bar stools. These things aren’t the first thing I would pick up in a fight. They are usually easily broken as they can be flimsy. They are also nowhere near strong enough to break open a human skull under normal conditions. So using one of these things will require some strategy.
First we will distinguish between a metal chair or stool vs. as wooden one. One would normally argue that because metal is usually tougher than wood, your metal bar stool/chair would be the better weapon when fighting a zombie. One could hope that by swinging a metal chair or stool, that you could at least concuss the zombie, slowing it down or stopping it temporarily. However to actually crack through the skull would be a difficult task as the stool’s legs may not be strong enough to break the bone. You would of course have better luck hitting the zed with the actual seat part as it will be denser and able to take more of a beating.
A wooden chair however, probably could not, on its own, kill a zombie just by swinging it. Wooden furniture is designed to hold one’s body weight off the ground, not pummel it into the ground. My suggestion for this type of chair would be to give the zed one good smash with the seat of the chair, in which you hopefully break the chair to pieces. The pieces In this case would be stronger than the whole. You can use the seat portion as a barrier between the zombie’s teeth and your body. You can also use the hopefully splintered legs as thrusting weapons. Aiming these pointed pieces of wood at the eye sockets is not an easy strategy, however if pulled off, would be more effective. There are some solidly built wooden chairs on the market that may do more damage if swung as a whole. However, these are usually heavier than you want to be swinging around and you may find it difficult to use them as an effective weapon.
As many different chairs and stools have different designs, it will be hard to tell you how to use the best strategy, because you may be in a different situation every time, using a different designed seat than the last time. However another strategy one could use would be by using the feet of the chair to knock down your opponent. Once the zombie is on the ground, trap it there using the chair. Once you have the zombie pinned, a few good curb stomps with your shit kickers would be enough to put it out of commission permanently.
Ideally, you could create your own chair to be used for not only comfort, but also for offence as well. Inspired by a table I saw last year, you could easily apply some of the same concepts to a chair as well in order to give you 4 perfectly good weapons (the legs), and a shield (by putting some straps to the seat). Breaking it down into its individual pieces would also make it easier to transport. And if you could find alternative configurations of the components, you could make the parts have multiple uses, including, making a large table, the framework for a backpack, a setup for a small tent, etc. If someone builds this, or comes up with design drawing for this at least, please send me some pictures at penguinprince@grimcrew.com and I will feature it in a blog. This is my challenge. If you build this, or at least design it, I will not only feature it in a blog, but I may even throw a few goodies your way as a thank you. There is no official contest, but I know that true nerds can’t resist a challenge like this, and I look forward to seeing your ingenuity. If this challenge goes well, I may end up organizing an actual contest of the likes of the safe house contest.
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Till Fate brings our Future…
Penguin Prince
Image Sources
{1} http://remodelista.com/posts/10-easy-pieces-red-dining-chairs
{2} http://www.archiexpo.com/cat/restaurants-bars/bar-furniture-bar-stools-K-912.html
Survival Post: Highways and Roads
Who doesn’t like the highway? The sun on your face? The wind in your hair? Good tunes blaring from the radio? America’s highways are designed to be travel friendly for long distance trips with high speed routs to get you where you want to go with convenient stops along the way in case you get the munchies or need to get some rest for the trip ahead. Highways are great right?
Well in a zombie apocalypse highways can be dangerous death traps waiting for unsuspecting victims. The highway can be your worst enemy despite all the convenience and luxury it may provide. Highways close to metropolitan areas will look more like parking lots and battle scenes than a road, and the dangers are numerous.

Expect many highways near cities to look like this. Dangerous and near impossible to get through in a car. {1}
If you must travel by highway remember some of these important safety tips.
Stay Quiet: As with all zombie infested areas, noise will attract the undead like a fly to shit. Moving silently but quickly will be your key to getting off the highway as soon as possible without attracting too much attention.
Stay away from other cars: If you can see dead people in a car, those dead people can probably see you. No sense in alarming an undead to tell other’s its meal time. Even if a car’s occupants look truly dead, it’s not worth the risk. Quietly move to safety away from other vehicles if possible.
Avoid over passes: Overpasses only have 2 ways on or off them. If you attract attention from a hoard of zombies coming one way, you only have one escape rout. If you attract attention from 2 hoards of zombies coming both ways, you might as well hang a dinner bell around your neck. The same goes for bridges and tunnels as well.

Some highways will look like this. Quick to travel, but be careful with the heat from the pavement. Also the overpass may look nice and safe, but if zombies are waiting for you at the other end it won't be so fun. {2}
Never stop on a highway: You don’t only have to worry about zombies, other travelers may see your camp and decide to try to help themselves to your supplies. Highways are very visible and thieves will try to use them to take your gear. Stopping to rest on a highway would be like the mouse eating the cheese on the mousetrap.
Treat a Highway like a desert: Highways can get really hot in the summer with the sun beating off the pavement. There is no extra water if you get thirsty. Try traveling a highway at night when it’s not so hot out to conserve your water. Wear gear that will protect you from the sun, yet keep you cool. Always use sunscreen. See my Desert Post for more ideas on safety.
A special note about roads: Roads are much more narrow than highways, and more dangerous depending on where the road is. If it’s in a city like New York, defiantly more dangerous. If you’re talking about your back woods road in a place like Montana, probably much safer. Just keep in mind that because they are narrower, there is less space to run around and maneuver if in a fight. Also a narrower road is a better place for thieves to trap you up. Be smart if you are traveling by road and know where you are and how to get out in a dangerous situation.
Now all this being said, highways and roads will be a treasure trove of spare car parts and halve empty tanks of gas (if you’re lucky). If your quick with a wrench, and know the area is safe, and have plenty of people to keep guard, you might be able to use the leftover cars to your advantage. However if you’re traveling smart (i.e. bicycle), then there is no need for all that worry.
A good scavenger may be able to find necessary supplies however, just be really cautious. Always check the back seat and trunk before you go searching through an abandoned car. If there are bodies, alive or dead, stay away. Even if they are truly dead they can still get you sick and you don’t want to be sick while running from the dead. If you’re not sure about the occupancy of the vehicle and are still feeling ballsy enough to tempt fate, knock before opening, it should stir any undead to life. It’s better for them to wake up while you’re on the outside than the other way around.

Try not driving during a zombie breakout. This is what you will see, and being stuck in the traffic will just force you to abandon your car anyway. {3}
If you have any more tips please feel free to add them in a comment below. If you have a survival blog you would like to see on the website, or maybe there is one I have done and you want to see revisited, email me at penguinprince@grimcrew.com. You can also follow Dead Future on Facebook and Google +. You can also follow me on Twitter and Google +.
Till Fate brings our Future…
Penguin Prince
Image Sources:
{2} http://www.ecorazzi.com/slideshow/10-post-apocalyptic-visions-of-a-world-after-humans/227/
{3} http://ishkadub.tumblr.com/post/8325871309/lol-turnin-back-for-my-shotgun














